My new long line undergarment contraption arrived in today’s mail. I could hardly wait to try it on, to see if it fit. After shopping all over Tuscaloosa and online, I finally found one in my size. It does fit, so I am so relieved! I now have everything I need for the wedding. 
What? You thought I was going to model it? Honestly, when I put it on, I sort of felt like one of those Fembots from the Austin Powers movie:
All I need is the bullets!
OMG! Bullets?? I hope you don’t plan on breathing or eating much.
Will go nice with your uniform.
This post made my day! Oops, wrong movie, but the sentiment fits!